An Absolutley Worthless Piece Of Drivel
There’s not much ‘About Me’ that you won’t know if you read this blog. If you wonder why I blog, I do it for the same reason as millions of others do. I write. I write to get it straight in my head, because if I let what I was thinking come hurtling out of my mouth without a little editing, people would take more offense to me than they already do.
So here is the rule, my rule, for this blog. I recently learned that my ex-stepmother, “Masue”, the one person for whom I have previously edited my content (I know, but I did, I swear) does NOT read this blog. She told me in her very own words that after the first time I offended her, she just decided not to read it anymore. Which I think she felt bad about, but I couldn’t be happier about. No offense intended to Masue, but for the rest of my family I am less inclined to utilize aforesaid already not-so-good ‘filter’ uh, for, and therefore will be able to be even MORE upfront and honest.
Uh…didn’t ever claim to be a ‘good’ writer. Ahem.
I’m dirty and crude and my grammar is horrible, as is my spelling. I’ll talk about nearly everything… I’m including ‘nearly’ because I’m SURE there will be something, sometime, some ONE who might want me to talk about something that I don’t want to talk about and I am declaring Here And Now The Right To Not Talk About It.
On to the rule. Other than the above, this is the rule:
I will talk about you if you are in my life, in my thoughts, in my imagination… this is MY blog. I will, of course, change names and anything else I feel like changing, but I promise to let you know when I do. I’m not a coward, I’m not going to write anything on here that I won’t say to your face. But I might say it on here and kinda hope you don’t recognize that it’s YOUR face I’m saying it to, you know? But if you ask me I will tell you the truth, I swear.
Anyway, thanks for coming by, hope you stay a while.
xo
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Date: January 13, 2010